Hello, I'm JARED

I host Jared's Epic Blaster Battle, a foam-dart fight that started as a 2016 tornado fundraiser in Rowlett, Texas and drew 2,289 people the first time out. Four Guinness World Records, so far. I won the Nerf Ultra Championship in 2019, and this fall you can watch me compete on Season 6 of The Floor on FOX.

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Jared Guynes grinning in a bright floral shirt, arms at his sides

The records

Four Guinness World Records,
starting with a tornado

Guinness World Records certificate for the largest toy pistol fight, March 12, 2016 2,289 participants Largest toy pistol fight March 12, 2016 · still stands Guinness World Records certificate for the largest parade of nissan cars, May 7, 2017 250 cars Largest parade of Nissan cars May 7, 2017 Guinness World Records certificate for the most vehicle windows tinted in 8 hours by a team, July 29, 2018 438 windows Most vehicle windows tinted in 8 hours by a team July 29, 2018 · still stands Guinness World Records certificate for the largest aerial sentence formed by multirotors, July 3, 2023 796 drones Largest aerial sentence formed by multirotors July 3, 2023
All four, in order

As covered by

83 stories, 13 of them national

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Jared Guynes on stage with his arms out at AT&T Stadium as a crowd of thousands raises their foam blasters

The event

Jared's Epic Blaster Battle

It has filled four NFL stadiums with a few thousand people each time, and it has run every year since 2016.

 Jared Guynes on stage with Vanilla Ice at his crowdfunded thirtieth birthday party

The long version

How any of this happened

It starts with a car forum in 2005 and ends, so far, with the 1967 Camaro I gave back to my dad in 2024. There was a crowdfunded party and a tornado in between.

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